Antioch, CA
As we were swinging the 6 year old turns to me:
"Sean, I broke up with my girlfriend."
"Really, how did you do that?"
"I told her best friend to tell her that we can't sit together during snack anymore. She took it pretty bad."
Next time I have to break up with a girl, I'm telling her best friend. That's a great idea.
Conversations with my body in the first trimester of pregnancy
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1. Body/morning sickness: Hey.
Katie: Oh, no.
B: HEY! Heeeyyyy, are we at Stake Conference? (a church meeting- this was
at a Saturday evening session)
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1 year ago
note to sean, the x did not take it very well...
ReplyDeletefor the sake of hormonal women everywhere, TAKE IT BACK!!! please tell me you'll tell her to her facE!!!!
Gu, let's be realistic. I don't date. Every girl I try to date ends up leaving on a mission because serving God in the world's slums is a better deal than marrying me. So the idea that I will ever have to tell a girl's best friend that it is over...probably not going to happen.
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That said - isn't cute how six year-olds minds work?